Stoned Secret #3

"Make Lists"

Most stoners have terrible memories. You know it, I know, we all know it. It's an inevitability that we smokers have accepted. But you do not need to take this downside lying, well, down. Make lists! Always carry a pad and paper with you, or for the technology savvy who are fortunate enough to own phones with a notepad features, those will absolutely do in a pinch. So many fabulous ideas have come to us during a smoke session, and so many of those ideas have left shortly after. Writing things down help you remember them, and it will give us potheads a good name when we can actually recall the things we're supposed to.

Stoned Secret #2

"Nature Documentaries."

Great under most circumstances (except the ones about snakes, which freak me out) they are even better after enjoying some of nature's other greenery. What could be more fitting than sitting back and marveling at the amazing world around us from the comfort of a futon?

Particular favorites beyond Planet Earth, the holy grail of nature documentaries, include:

Blue Planet (the ocean! It's weird and mysterious!)

Winged Migration

Life in the Freezer (the Arctic! It's cold and we're glad we don't live there!)

David Attenborough's Life of Birds

Anything BBC

Stoned Secret #1

"Take a shower"

Turn on the water before you get in, and make it just a little hotter than you're used to.

Get in.

Enjoy.